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Cocktail Front Porch Towel
$10.00
Absorbent cotton towel features printed sentiment with coordinating icon and twill tape back loop hanger. Details: Dimensions: 26" x 16 1/2" Care Instructions: Machine wash cold...
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Avocado Towel
$10.00
Yum, avocados are the best. Use them on sandwiches, salads, fresh sliced or in guacamole. Some would say they are downright addicting, and if you...
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I'M JUST HERE FREE FOOD (Towel and Bottle Opener)
$16.00
IM JUST HERE FREE FOOD SET OVERVIEW 2-piece set. Absorbent cotton hand towel features printed sentiment with coordinating artwork. Arrives in kraft book box with...
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I'M JUST HERE BOOZE SET (Towel and Bottle Opener)
$16.00
IM JUST HERE BOOZE SET OVERVIEW 2-piece set. Absorbent cotton hand towel features printed sentiment with coordinating artwork. Arrives in kraft book box with stainless...
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IM JUST HERE HAPPY HOUR SET (TOWEL AND BOTTLE OPENER)
$16.00
IM JUST HERE HAPPY HOUR SET OVERVIEW 2-piece set. Absorbent cotton hand towel features printed sentiment with coordinating artwork. Arrives in kraft book box with...
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SWEET TEA FRONT PORCH TOWEL
$10.00
OVERVIEW Absorbent cotton towel features printed sentiment with coordinating icon and twill tape back loop hanger. DETAILS Dimensions: 26" x 16 1/2" UPC: 718540603291 Care Instructions: MACHINE WASH...
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WINE MUG
$11.00
WINE MUG SHHH!! Keep a lid on it! Our Spill-Proof "Wine" Mug holds 16 oz. of your favorite beverage. Hot or cold. (BPA Free)
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SUNSCREEN FLASK
$11.00
SUNCREEN THE SPF 50 SPORT FLASK Comes boxed with a funnel and 5 seals for a tamper-resistant look. Holds 9 ounces of your favorite beverage!...
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SMARTPHONE FLASK
$11.00
SMARPHONE EASY TO HIDE!Wherever you go your flask goes! Concerts • Sporting EventsCruises• Hotel PoolsFestivals • Amusement ParksGolfing… EVERYWHERE! Package Includes:1 - Reusable 3.5 oz....
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HAIRBRUSH FLASK
$22.00
Hair Brush/Flask holds 6 oz. of your favorite party beverage!
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WITTY COMEBACKS EMBROIDERED FLOUR SACK TOWEL
$9.00
Details: Enjoy this wine-themed flour sack towel that reads: Get Ready for Witty Comebacks and Flawless Dance Moves Measures 28 x 17 1/2 inches Made...
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HALF EMPTY EMBROIDERED FLOUR SACK TOWEL
$9.00
Details: You will be amazed at the detail and amount of embroidery on the Kay Dee Designs® Embroidered Flour Sack Towels! Your favorite all-purpose towel...
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NORMAL LIVES CERAMIC SPOON REST
$12.00
Spoon rest for a clean kitchen. Sentiment: Many people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. Stoneware 4" W X...
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STAY OVER THERE CV018
$14.00
Like a good neighbor - stay over there Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages & colorful imagery....
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TAN FROM FRIDGE LIGHT CV017
$14.00
Anyone else starting to get tan from the light in your refrigerator? Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty...
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PUERTO BACKYARDA CV014
$14.00
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with...
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SAVING THE WORLD CV012
$14.00
My Mom always told me I wouldn't amount to anything lying on the sofa... and yet here I am, saving the world. Get Sassys is...
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GROCERY STORE CV004
$14.00
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on. Get Sassys is a...
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TAKE SHOWERS CV001
$14.00
Does anybody know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton...
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WE ALL GET 8693
$14.00
We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. So, I'm NOT fat, I'm just really...
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LONG STORY 8690
$14.00
Long story short. I made bail. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages & colorful imagery. Towels measure 30″...
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I HAD TO 8689
$14.00
I had to invite them. They got a medical marijuana license. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages &...
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IF FACEBOOK HAS 8683
$14.00
If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of you are not quite ready for a spelling bee. Get Sassys is a line of...
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WATCHING MY DAUGHTER 8681
$14.00
Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified....
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PEEZING 8680
$14.00
Peezing. Noun. Sneezing and peeing at the same time. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages & colorful imagery....
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DON'T WEAR HEADPHONES 8664
$14.00
Don't wear headphones while vacuuming. I just finished the whole house and realized the vacuum wasn't even plugged in. Get Sassys is a line of 100%...
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TWENTY YEARS AGO 8662
$14.00
Twenty years ago, we have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please GOD don't...
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YOU ARE DUST 8658
$14.00
You are dust and you will return to dust... That's why I do not dust. It could be someone I know. Get Sassys is a line...
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I'D LIKE TO THANK 8655
$14.00
I'd like to thank whoever told my Mom that WTF means, "Wow! That's Fantastic!" Her texts are so much more fun now. Get Sassys is a...
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IS IT REALLY NECESSARY 8651
$14.00
Is it really necessary for the first square of the toilet paper to be glued down? Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack...
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SHOUTOUT TO ATM 8647
$14.00
Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages &...
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WE HAVE TO START 8646
$14.00
We have to start thinking about the world we'll leave behind for Betty White when we're all gone. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton...
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A BEE IS WILLING 8618
$14.00
A bee is willing to end its own life just to cause you a tiny am Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack...
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ME AFTER EATING 8617
$14.00
Me, after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I have lost? Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with...
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LOOK OFFICER 8616
$14.00
Look officer, I am not being a smartass. All I am saying is, if you caught me, then you were speeding, too. Get Sassys is a...
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YOU NEVER KNOW 8614
$14.00
You never know what I have up my sleeve. Today, for example, it was a dryer sheet. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour...
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SUPER LAZY 8571
$14.00
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy, but with a cape. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages...
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NUTRITION LABELS 8546
$14.00
Nutrition labels should include a 'what if I ate the whole damn thing' section. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with...
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TWO WRONGS 11279
$14.00
Two wrongs don't make it right. But two margaritas usually do. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages &...
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IF THEY STARTED 11098
$14.00
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with...
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ONE MORE EPISODE
$12.00
You know what they say: more is always more! Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
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SELECTIVE HEARING
$12.00
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon;...
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RINGMASTER
$11.00
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power...
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HANGRY ANKLE
$10.00
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull? Women's shoe size 5-10....
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OCEAN GETS ME CREW
$10.00
The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42%...
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