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SUNSCREEN FLASK

$11.00

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SUNCREEN THE SPF 50 SPORT FLASK Comes boxed with a funnel and 5 seals for a tamper-resistant look. Holds 9 ounces of your favorite beverage!...

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HAIRBRUSH FLASK

$22.00

HAIRBRUSH FLASK

WITTY COMEBACKS EMBROIDERED FLOUR SACK TOWEL

$22.00

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Hair Brush/Flask holds 6 oz. of your favorite party beverage!

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$9.00

WITTY COMEBACKS EMBROIDERED FLOUR SACK TOWEL

FLOUR TOWEL- PUERTO BACKYARDA CV014

$9.00

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Details: Enjoy this wine-themed flour sack towel that reads: Get Ready for Witty Comebacks and Flawless Dance Moves Measures 28 x 17 1/2 inches Made...

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FLOUR TOWEL- PUERTO BACKYARDA CV014

Cocktail Front Porch Towel

$14.00

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I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with...

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$10.00

Cocktail Front Porch Towel

$10.00

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Absorbent cotton towel features printed sentiment with coordinating icon and twill tape back loop hanger. Details: Dimensions: 26" x 16 1/2" Care Instructions: Machine wash cold...

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Avocado Towel

$10.00

Avocado Towel

I'm Just Here Free Food Towel and Bottle Opener Set

$10.00

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Yum, avocados are the best. Use them on sandwiches, salads, fresh sliced or in guacamole. Some would say they are downright addicting, and if you...

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$16.00

I'm Just Here Free Food Towel and Bottle Opener Set

I'm Just Here Booze Towel and Bottle Opener Set

$16.00

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2-piece set. Absorbent cotton hand towel features printed sentiment with coordinating artwork. Arrives in kraft book box with stainless steel and printed wood bottle opener....

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$16.00

I'm Just Here Booze Towel and Bottle Opener Set

I'm Just Here Happy Hour Towel and Bottle Opener Set

$16.00

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2-piece set. Absorbent cotton hand towel features printed sentiment with coordinating artwork. Arrives in kraft book box with stainless steel and printed wood bottle opener....

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$16.00

I'm Just Here Happy Hour Towel and Bottle Opener Set

Sweet Tea Front Porch Towel

$16.00

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2-piece set. Absorbent cotton hand towel features printed sentiment with coordinating artwork. Arrives in kraft book box with stainless steel and printed wood bottle opener....

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$10.00

Sweet Tea Front Porch Towel

$10.00

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Absorbent cotton towel features printed sentiment with coordinating icon and twill tape back loop hanger. Details: Dimensions: 26" x 16 1/2" Care Instructions: MACHINE WASH COLD WITH...

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WINE MUG

WINE MUG

$11.00

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WINE MUG SHHH!! Keep a lid on it! Our Spill-Proof "Wine" Mug holds 16 oz. of your favorite beverage. Hot or cold. (BPA Free)

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SMARTPHONE FLASK

SMARTPHONE FLASK

HALF EMPTY EMBROIDERED FLOUR SACK TOWEL

$11.00

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SMARPHONE EASY TO HIDE!Wherever you go your flask goes! Concerts • Sporting EventsCruises• Hotel PoolsFestivals • Amusement ParksGolfing… EVERYWHERE! Package Includes:1 - Reusable 3.5 oz....

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$9.00

HALF EMPTY EMBROIDERED FLOUR SACK TOWEL

NORMAL LIVES CERAMIC SPOON REST

$9.00

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Details: You will be amazed at the detail and amount of embroidery on the Kay Dee Designs® Embroidered Flour Sack Towels! Your favorite all-purpose towel...

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DEMDACO

$12.00

NORMAL LIVES CERAMIC SPOON REST

DEMDACO

$12.00

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Spoon rest for a clean kitchen. Sentiment: Many people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. Stoneware 4" W X...

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FLOUR TOWEL- STAY OVER THERE CV018

FLOUR TOWEL- STAY OVER THERE CV018

FLOUR TOWEL- TAN FROM FRIDGE LIGHT CV017

$14.00

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Like a good neighbor - stay over there Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages & colorful imagery....

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FLOUR TOWEL- TAN FROM FRIDGE LIGHT CV017

FLOUR TOWEL- SAVING THE WORLD CV012

$14.00

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Anyone else starting to get tan from the light in your refrigerator? Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty...

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FLOUR TOWEL- SAVING THE WORLD CV012

FLOUR TOWEL- GROCERY STORE CV004

$14.00

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My Mom always told me I wouldn't amount to anything lying on the sofa... and yet here I am, saving the world. Get Sassys is...

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FLOUR TOWEL- GROCERY STORE CV004

FLOUR TOWEL- TAKE SHOWERS CV001

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They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on. Get Sassys is a...

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FLOUR TOWEL- TAKE SHOWERS CV001

FLOUR TOWEL- WE ALL GET 8693

$14.00

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Does anybody know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton...

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FLOUR TOWEL- WE ALL GET 8693

FLOUR TOWEL- LONG STORY 8690

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We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. So, I'm NOT fat, I'm just really...

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FLOUR TOWEL- LONG STORY 8690

FLOUR TOWEL- I HAD TO 8689

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Long story short. I made bail. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages & colorful imagery. Towels measure 30″...

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FLOUR TOWEL- I HAD TO 8689

FLOUR TOWEL- IF FACEBOOK HAS 8683

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I had to invite them. They got a medical marijuana license. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages &...

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FLOUR TOWEL- IF FACEBOOK HAS 8683

FLOUR TOWEL- WATCHING MY DAUGHTER 8681

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If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of you are not quite ready for a spelling bee. Get Sassys is a line of...

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FLOUR TOWEL- WATCHING MY DAUGHTER 8681

FLOUR TOWEL- PEEZING 8680

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Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified....

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FLOUR TOWEL- PEEZING 8680

FLOUR TOWEL- DON'T WEAR HEADPHONES 8664

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Peezing. Noun. Sneezing and peeing at the same time. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages & colorful imagery....

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FLOUR TOWEL- DON'T WEAR HEADPHONES 8664

FLOUR TOWEL- TWENTY YEARS AGO 8662

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Don't wear headphones while vacuuming. I just finished the whole house and realized the vacuum wasn't even plugged in. Get Sassys is a line of 100%...

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FLOUR TOWEL- TWENTY YEARS AGO 8662

FLOUR TOWEL- YOU ARE DUST 8658

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Twenty years ago, we have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please GOD don't...

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FLOUR TOWEL- YOU ARE DUST 8658

FLOUR TOWEL- I'D LIKE TO THANK 8655

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You are dust and you will return to dust... That's why I do not dust. It could be someone I know. Get Sassys is a line...

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FLOUR TOWEL- I'D LIKE TO THANK 8655

FLOUR TOWEL- IS IT REALLY NECESSARY 8651

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I'd like to thank whoever told my Mom that WTF means, "Wow! That's Fantastic!" Her texts are so much more fun now. Get Sassys is a...

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FLOUR TOWEL- IS IT REALLY NECESSARY 8651

FLOUR TOWEL- SHOUTOUT TO ATM 8647

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Is it really necessary for the first square of the toilet paper to be glued down? Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack...

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FLOUR TOWEL- SHOUTOUT TO ATM 8647

FLOUR TOWEL- WE HAVE TO START 8646

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Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages &...

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FLOUR TOWEL- WE HAVE TO START 8646

FLOUR TOWEL-A BEE IS WILLING 8618

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We have to start thinking about the world we'll leave behind for Betty White when we're all gone. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton...

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FLOUR TOWEL-A BEE IS WILLING 8618

FLOUR TOWEL- ME AFTER EATING 8617

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A bee is willing to end its own life just to cause you a tiny am Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack...

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FLOUR TOWEL- ME AFTER EATING 8617

FLOUR TOWEL- LOOK OFFICER 8616

$14.00

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Me, after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I have lost? Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with...

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FLOUR TOWEL- LOOK OFFICER 8616

FLOUR TOWEL- YOU NEVER KNOW 8614

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Look officer, I am not being a smartass. All I am saying is, if you caught me, then you were speeding, too. Get Sassys is a...

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FLOUR TOWEL- YOU NEVER KNOW 8614

FLOUR TOWEL- SUPER LAZY 8571

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You never know what I have up my sleeve. Today, for example, it was a dryer sheet. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour...

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FLOUR TOWEL- SUPER LAZY 8571

FLOUR TOWEL- NUTRITION LABELS 8546

$14.00

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I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy, but with a cape. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages...

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FLOUR TOWEL- NUTRITION LABELS 8546

FLOUR TOWEL- TWO WRONGS 11279

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Nutrition labels should include a 'what if I ate the whole damn thing' section. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with...

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FLOUR TOWEL- TWO WRONGS 11279

FLOUR TOWEL- IF THEY STARTED 11098

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Two wrongs don't make it right. But two margaritas usually do. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with witty messages &...

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FLOUR TOWEL- IF THEY STARTED 11098

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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school. Get Sassys is a line of 100% cotton flour sack towels, with...

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